WHAT TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ARE FARMING
You are receiving this Email because you sent me a note on why we are attacking/scouting your village. I receive many of these messages every day, and it would be very difficult to respond to them individually. I will be using this form.
I am attacking your village because:
 I'm not destroying you, I'm farming you to improve my own villagers way of life.
 You are no threat to me. Even if my attacks would fail, there is no way you could retaliate
 You are small
 You are obviously not active
 You are whiny
 You are close by, better targets are just too far for me to attack
 Fail to understand this game it is a war game.
 Could have seen this coming when I scouted you, yet failed to respond (lol)
 Do not know the meaning of manners.
While I see that you are now making efforts to defend your village through diplomatic means, I do not care because:
 It is too late as I've already sent my troops and cannot cancel them
 Your message has only infuriated me more
Lord/Lady.... thanks you for your message. I would like express that your message is important to Me. I hope this form response has answered any of the questions you had. If you have any further questions or comments please feel free to: [X] Upgrade your farms so I can feed my troops. Thank you again, Lady or Lord